when i was your age, pluto was a planet.

nerdery, music, prettiness, lol. the little things in lowercase.

 

shadowsandregretsss:

cinnamonandsex:

reservationsatdorsiaxo:

desperatemonkeys:

feliidaesabers:

veeoneeye:

If I was a female, this post would just be the best.

I can’t breathe

I’m a dude and this belongs on my tumblr haha

I still can’t get over this.
So accurate its unbelievable 

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAH. 

<partypooper>
please don’t use this as a failsafe, kids: 
Can I get pregnant if I’m on my period?
Absolutely. For those that have shorter cycles (or are irregular) you can ovulate during your period. And sperm can live in the body for up to 5 days, so if you ovulate within 7 days of having unprotected sex, chances are you could become a mom.
» Top 7 pregnancy myths
</partypooper>

shadowsandregretsss:

cinnamonandsex:

reservationsatdorsiaxo:

desperatemonkeys:

feliidaesabers:

veeoneeye:

If I was a female, this post would just be the best.

I can’t breathe

I’m a dude and this belongs on my tumblr haha

I still can’t get over this.

So accurate its unbelievable 

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAH. 

<partypooper>

please don’t use this as a failsafe, kids: 

Can I get pregnant if I’m on my period?

Absolutely. For those that have shorter cycles (or are irregular) you can ovulate during your period. And sperm can live in the body for up to 5 days, so if you ovulate within 7 days of having unprotected sex, chances are you could become a mom.

» Top 7 pregnancy myths

</partypooper>

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Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi & Jarvis OS pre-installed.

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fuckicanteven:

harmboss:

capnskull:

This is currently happening right now as you read or look at this. This will never happen again as long as you are alive. Dec 3rd, one hour before sunrise local time in Giza.

Woah

I bet there’s some freaky shit happening in Egypt right now. Like the mummies are coming back to life or something. Freaky shit man
NO.

fuckicanteven:

harmboss:

capnskull:

This is currently happening right now as you read or look at this. This will never happen again as long as you are alive. Dec 3rd, one hour before sunrise local time in Giza.

Woah

I bet there’s some freaky shit happening in Egypt right now. Like the mummies are coming back to life or something. Freaky shit man

NO.

(Source: capnskull)

: nextyearsgirl: “Palestine” isn’t just Palestine. When the Israelis are...

pixiegrace:

nextyearsgirl:

“Palestine” isn’t just Palestine. When the Israelis are attacked by Palestinians they are being attacked by Hamas, which is being funded/trained by Hezbollah, which is being funded by the Iranians, who want to eradicate Israel.

This is not “David v. Goliath,” this is David v….

How I feel.

aaaaaand that’s all i’ll be saying about that. *zips it*

suddenly, writing progress

now to finish this monster of a prose project off once and for all. some old school nin as soundtrack, methinks. yes